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Words of Wisdom
I am not always right, but I am seldom in doubt- Kit Pharo
Before enlightenment I swept floors and chopped wood, after enlightenment I swept floors and chopped wood.
My grandpa told me about rain, but I have not witnessed it myself- Owen McGill
If you eat you have to buy -RL Slater
You are preaching to the choir-- but we are the ones here Sunday
Your enjoyment of your longhorns is not proportional to the size of your herd-Shady W
The name of the breed is "Long Horn"- Eddy Wood
To raise cattle your number one crop is grass
Catch them big, then catch them small-Roger Garlitz
Breed for bulls, hope for heifers-Darol Dickenson
The most you will give is the least I will take- Eddy Wood
Cows are like strawberries, when they are ripe you need to pick them - Wes Watson
In the end it all comes down to one man ( woman) and one shovel.-Roger Garlitz
Breed your herd so the sale descriptions are easy to write-Roger Garlitz
Plan your sales revenue around sale average to keep the proper perspective -Jacqueline Garlitz
Don't kick the cowboy (cowgirl))--usually shouted when closing the chute.
You can never have too many gates, buckets, or water tubs
YES they can jump out of a calf chute
Your herd sire is only as good as your advertising, and visa versa
The MOAN FACTOR comes into play when having to reduce your herd
If a rain puddle is referred to as a mini pond you must be a rancher
Best time to plant a shade tree is 20 years ago, or now
Not all manure is from the cattle
We keep what we can and sell the rest-Blue Bell
Around here it is quieter than a Texas salad bar
Your not often right, but your wrong this time
It's not much of a pond, more like the world's biggest rain gauge-Ross Polk
I would rather hunt with Chaney than ride with Kennedy
If you happen to fail, make sure it is doing something you love-David Letterman
I broke my nose in 4 places- I try to stay out of those places now.
You should never let your temper get in the way of your money. Abo Schwarzer
I had to leave so early that I had to get up before I went to bed.-Roger
When everything is said and done, there is nothing to say or do.- Magic Johnson
This is the earliest I have ever been late-Yogi
When your clean pants look dirtier than your dirty pants, you must be a rancher.
If I had any dignity, that would have been embarrassing - Jamie, Myth busters
We must endeavor to preserver- Chief Lone Wady
It is better to want something you don't have, than to have something you don't want.- Denny Crane
A seatbelt is less confining than a wheelchair
Never stand in front of a bull, behind a horse, or near a fool
We cannot solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used to create them.-Einstein
Cows are incapable of thinking or planning ahead, that is the job of the rancher- Kit Pharo
Some folks feel the rain, others just get wet
The greatest worrier is the one who conquers himself-Samurai
Arguing with a rancher is like mud wrestling a pig, sooner or later you will realize they both like it
If I drink a bit too much I don't get loud, I get charming -Jim & Larry
Things that are excellent and praiseworthy are the only things worth thinking about.
When the elephants are dancing, the ants are dying
I believe in gun control... I use both hands.
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.-Homer J. Simpson
VEGETARIAN...old Indian word for bad hunter
Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets replaced.
If you straddle the fence, you could get barbwire rash
Clothes make the person. Naked people have little or no influence in society. - Mark Twain
Silence is often misinterpreted,---But never misquoted
Plan your work, and work your plan
Sometimes you get committed to a stupid course of action
There is never enough time to load your horse in a slow safe manor, but there is always time to wait for the vet after the wreck
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