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Words of Wisdom

1. This is the earliest I have ever been late-Yogi

2. Things couldn't be better, unless desert is free

3. If you don't know where you are going, any bull will get you there- Roger

4. Ranchers don't have a to do list. We have a "get around to it" list

5. My work came out so good, it looked like someone else did it.

6. I am not always right, but I am seldom in doubt- Kit Pharo

7. Before enlightenment I cleaned stalls and chopped wood, after enlightenment I cleaned stalls and chopped wood.

8. My grandpa told me about rain, but I have not witnessed it myself- Owen McGill

9. If you eat you have to buy -RL Slater

10. You are preaching to the choir-- but we are the ones here Sunday

11. Your enjoyment of your longhorns is not proportional to the size of your herd-Shady W

12. The name of the breed is "Long Horn"- Eddy Wood

13. To raise cattle your number one crop is grass

14. Catch them big, then catch them small-Roger Garlitz

15. Breed for bulls, hope for heifers-Darol Dickenson

16. The most you will give is the least I will take- Eddy Wood

17. Cows are like strawberries, when they are ripe you need to pick them - Wes Watson

18. In the end it all comes down to one man ( woman) and one shovel.-Roger Garlitz

19. Breed your herd so the sale descriptions are easy to write-Roger Garlitz

20. Plan your sales revenue around sale average to keep the proper perspective -Jacqueline Garlitz

21. Don't kick the cowboy (cowgirl))--usually shouted when closing the chute.

22. You can never have too many gates, buckets, or water tubs

23. YES they can jump out of a calf chute

24. Your herd sire is only as good as your advertising, and visa versa

25. The MOAN FACTOR comes into play when having to reduce your herd

26. If a rain puddle is referred to as  a mini pond  you must be a rancher

27. Best time to plant a shade tree is 20 years ago, or now

28. Not all manure is from the cattle

29. We keep what we can and sell the rest-Blue Bell

30. Around here it is quieter than a Texas salad bar

31. Your not often right, but your wrong this time

32. It's not much of a pond, more like the world's biggest rain gauge-Ross Polk

33. I would rather hunt with Chaney than ride with Kennedy

34. If you happen to fail, make sure it is doing something you love

35. I broke my nose in 4 places- I try to stay out of those places now.

36. You should never let your temper get in the way of your money. Abo Schwarzer

37. I had to leave so early that I had to get up before I went to bed.-Roger

38. When everything is said and done, there is nothing to say or do.- Magic Johnson

39. When your clean pants look dirtier than your dirty pants, you must be a rancher.

40. If I had any dignity, that would have been embarrassing - Jamie, Myth busters

41. We must endeavor to preserver- Chief Lone Wady

42. It is better to want something you don't have, than to have something you don't want.- Denny Crane

43. A seatbelt is less confining than a wheelchair

44. Never stand in front of a bull, behind a horse, or near a fool

45. We cannot solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used to create them.-Einstein

46. Cows are incapable of thinking or planning ahead, that is the job of the rancher- Kit Pharo

47. Some folks feel the rain, others just get wet

48. The greatest warrior is the one who conquers himself-Samurai

49. Arguing with a rancher is like mud wrestling a pig, sooner or later you will realize they both like it

50. If I drink a bit too much I don't get loud, I get charming -Jim & Larry

51. Things that are excellent and praiseworthy are the only things worth thinking about.

52. When the elephants are dancing, the ants are dying

53. I believe in gun control... I use both hands.

54. I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.-Homer J. Simpson

55. VEGETARIAN...old Indian word for bad hunter

56. Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets replaced.

57. If you straddle the fence, you could get barbwire rash

58. Clothes make the person. Naked people have little or no influence in society. - Mark Twain

59. Silence is often misinterpreted,---But never misquoted

60. Plan your work, and work your plan

61. Sometimes you get committed to a stupid course of action

62. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight he'll just kill you.- John Steinbeck

63. There is never enough time to load your horse in a slow safe manor, but there is always time to wait for the vet after the wreck

64. I'm not quitting, I'm just leaving forever-Mike Rowe

65. If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there-Wiz of OZ

66. Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers

67. Sometimes when you take cattle or people to town they can get  a little snorty

68. The sum of the lies has inadvertently equaled the truth - Roger Garlitz

69. Money can’t buy you friends so it shouldn’t be able to end a friendship either

70. At times like this it would be nice if I knew what I was doing.

71. Indecision is the key to flexibility

72. Everything will work out in the end. If it is not working out,  keep trying, it is not the end!

73. Some times you meet your destiny on the road you took to avoid it.

74. Be  careful which bridges you cross and which ones you burn

75. The universe rewards action

76. We are quite willing to injurer ourselves for your amusement, it's the - cowboy way

77. Say what you mean, and mean what you say

78. It was the worst time to run out of time

79. Sometimes you have to tell yourself to not _ _ _ ( goes along with number 61)

80. You can lead a bull anywhere he wants to go.

81. New boot laces are almost as good as new boots

82. I might not look like a rancher, but my coat sure does.

83. I forgot more than I will ever know.

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