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This is the earliest I have ever been late-Yogi
Things couldn't be better, unless desert is free
If you don't know where you are going, any bull will get you there- Roger
Ranchers don't have a to do list. We have a "get around to it" list
My work came out so good, it looked like someone else did it.
I am not always right, but I am seldom in doubt- Kit Pharo
Before enlightenment I cleaned stalls and chopped wood, after enlightenment I cleaned stalls and chopped wood.
My grandpa told me about rain, but I have not witnessed it myself- Owen McGill
If you eat you have to buy -RL Slater
You are preaching to the choir-- but we are the ones here Sunday
Your enjoyment of your longhorns is not proportional to the size of your herd-Shady W
The name of the breed is "Long Horn"- Eddy Wood
To raise cattle your number one crop is grass
Catch them big, then catch them small-Roger Garlitz
Breed for bulls, hope for heifers-Darol Dickenson
The most you will give is the least I will take- Eddy Wood
Cows are like strawberries, when they are ripe you need to pick them - Wes Watson
In the end it all comes down to one man ( woman) and one shovel.-Roger Garlitz
Breed your herd so the sale descriptions are easy to write-Roger Garlitz
Plan your sales revenue around sale average to keep the proper perspective -Jacqueline Garlitz
Don't kick the cowboy (cowgirl))--usually shouted when closing the chute.
You can never have too many gates, buckets, or water tubs
YES they can jump out of a calf chute
Your herd sire is only as good as your advertising, and visa versa
The MOAN FACTOR comes into play when having to reduce your herd
If a rain puddle is referred to as a mini pond you must be a rancher
Best time to plant a shade tree is 20 years ago, or now
Not all manure is from the cattle
We keep what we can and sell the rest-Blue Bell
Around here it is quieter than a Texas salad bar
Your not often right, but your wrong this time
It's not much of a pond, more like the world's biggest rain gauge-Ross Polk
I would rather hunt with Chaney than ride with Kennedy
If you happen to fail, make sure it is doing something you love
I broke my nose in 4 places- I try to stay out of those places now.
You should never let your temper get in the way of your money. Abo Schwarzer
I had to leave so early that I had to get up before I went to bed.-Roger
When everything is said and done, there is nothing to say or do.- Magic Johnson
When your clean pants look dirtier than your dirty pants, you must be a rancher.
If I had any dignity, that would have been embarrassing - Jamie, Myth busters
We must endeavor to preserver- Chief Lone Wady
It is better to want something you don't have, than to have something you don't want.- Denny Crane
A seatbelt is less confining than a wheelchair
Never stand in front of a bull, behind a horse, or near a fool
We cannot solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used to create them.-Einstein
Cows are incapable of thinking or planning ahead, that is the job of the rancher- Kit Pharo
Some folks feel the rain, others just get wet
The greatest warrior is the one who conquers himself-Samurai
Arguing with a rancher is like mud wrestling a pig, sooner or later you will realize they both like it
If I drink a bit too much I don't get loud, I get charming -Jim & Larry
Things that are excellent and praiseworthy are the only things worth thinking about.
When the elephants are dancing, the ants are dying
I believe in gun control... I use both hands.
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.-Homer J. Simpson
VEGETARIAN...old Indian word for bad hunter
Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets replaced.
If you straddle the fence, you could get barbwire rash
Clothes make the person. Naked people have little or no influence in society. - Mark Twain
Silence is often misinterpreted,---But never misquoted
Plan your work, and work your plan
Sometimes you get committed to a stupid course of action
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight he'll just kill you.- John Steinbeck
There is never enough time to load your horse in a slow safe manor, but there is always time to wait for the vet after the wreck
I'm not quitting, I'm just leaving forever-Mike Rowe
If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there-Wiz of OZ
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers
Sometimes when you take cattle or people to town they can get a little snorty
The sum of the lies has inadvertently equaled the truth - Roger Garlitz
Money can’t buy you friends so it shouldn’t be able to end a friendship either
At times like this it would be nice if I knew what I was doing.
Indecision is the key to flexibility
Everything will work out in the end. If it is not working out, keep trying, it is not the end!
Some times you meet your destiny on the road you took to avoid it.
Be careful which bridges you cross and which ones you burn
The universe rewards action
We are quite willing to injurer ourselves for your amusement, it's the - cowboy way
Say what you mean, and mean what you say
It was the worst time to run out of time
Sometimes you have to tell yourself to not _ _ _ ( goes along with number 61)
You can lead a bull anywhere he wants to go.
New boot laces are almost as good as new boots
I might not look like a rancher, but my coat sure does.
I forgot more than I will ever know.
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