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Words of Wisdom

• I am not always right, but I am seldom in doubt- Kit Pharo

• Before enlightenment I swept floors and chopped wood, after enlightenment I swept floors and chopped wood.

• My grandpa told me about rain, but I have not witnessed it myself- Owen McGill

• If you eat you have to buy -RL Slater

• You are preaching to the choir-- but we are the ones here Sunday

• Your enjoyment of your longhorns is not proportional to the size of your herd-Shady W

• The name of the breed is "Long Horn"- Eddy Wood

• To raise cattle your number one crop is grass

• Catch them big, then catch them small-Roger Garlitz

• Breed for bulls, hope for heifers-Darol Dickenson

• The most you will give is the least I will take- Eddy Wood

• Cows are like strawberries, when they are ripe you need to pick them - Wes Watson

• In the end it all comes down to one man ( woman) and one shovel.-Roger Garlitz

• Breed your herd so the sale descriptions are easy to write-Roger Garlitz

• Plan your sales revenue around sale average to keep the proper perspective -Jacqueline Garlitz

• Don't kick the cowboy (cowgirl))--usually shouted when closing the chute.

• You can never have too many gates, buckets, or water tubs

• YES they can jump out of a calf chute

• Your herd sire is only as good as your advertising, and visa versa

• The MOAN FACTOR comes into play when having to reduce your herd

• If a rain puddle is referred to as  a mini pond  you must be a rancher

• Best time to plant a shade tree is 20 years ago, or now

• Not all manure is from the cattle

• We keep what we can and sell the rest-Blue Bell

• Around here it is quieter than a Texas salad bar

• Your not often right, but your wrong this time

• It's not much of a pond, more like the world's biggest rain gauge-Ross Polk

• I would rather hunt with Chaney than ride with Kennedy

• If you happen to fail, make sure it is doing something you love-David Letterman

• I broke my nose in 4 places- I try to stay out of those places now.

• You should never let your temper get in the way of your money. Abo Schwarzer

• I had to leave so early that I had to get up before I went to bed.-Roger

• When everything is said and done, there is nothing to say or do.- Magic Johnson

• This is the earliest I have ever been late-Yogi

• When your clean pants look dirtier than your dirty pants, you must be a rancher.

• If I had any dignity, that would have been embarrassing - Jamie, Myth busters

• We must endeavor to preserver- Chief Lone Wady

• It is better to want something you don't have, than to have something you don't want.- Denny Crane

• A seatbelt is less confining than a wheelchair

• Never stand in front of a bull, behind a horse, or near a fool

• We cannot solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used to create them.-Einstein

• Cows are incapable of thinking or planning ahead, that is the job of the rancher- Kit Pharo

• Some folks feel the rain, others just get wet

• The greatest worrier is the one who conquers himself-Samurai

• Arguing with a rancher is like mud wrestling a pig, sooner or later you will realize they both like it

• If I drink a bit too much I don't get loud, I get charming -Jim & Larry

• Things that are excellent and praiseworthy are the only things worth thinking about.

• When the elephants are dancing, the ants are dying

• I believe in gun control... I use both hands.

• I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.-Homer J. Simpson

• VEGETARIAN...old Indian word for bad hunter

• Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets replaced.

• If you straddle the fence, you could get barbwire rash

• Clothes make the person. Naked people have little or no influence in society. - Mark Twain

• Silence is often misinterpreted,---But never misquoted

• Plan your work, and work your plan

• Sometimes you get committed to a stupid course of action

• There is never enough time to load your horse in a slow safe manor, but there is always time to wait for the vet after the wreck

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